#Alt.Vampyres Awards - II
Tired of looking at the old awards, on February 24, 1996 we sat down (well, we were already sitting I guess) and came up with some new awards that better reflect our current state of fucked-upness.
Best Bot:
Phelan, by default.
Better Than a Bot:
Marius, now that he's back again.
Better Than a Desynched Bot:
James_M
Best Bot Owner:
Moonwolf. She rocks everyone's world.
Best Master Op:
What's a MasterOp? Do we actually have one anymore?
Most Kicked:
Kashie. C'mon, everyone has typed this at least once: /kick * Kashie shaddap jock. (ed note from kashie: I never did... :P)Most Often Automatically Set Away:
Bryce. Maybe if he actually talked now and then..
Most Annoying Spam:
MeGiDDo, "most unique scripts."
Most Popular Reply On #Alt.V:
Like, kewl. Heh.
Most Unique Keys:
MeGiDDo, you KNoW WHaT i MeaN?
Most Daring Piercings:
MlleFoo, the nipple, tongue, and navel!
Best #Alt.V Snack Food:
Ho-Ho's. They just never get old.
Best Fast Food:
Taco Bell. MeGiDDo and Elana are going to have it cater their wedding.
Most Split Personalities:
Kashie/Lanfear/etc.. but with an honorable mention to Sableagle/Sableasy/FishFish/Luggage.
Most Manic-Depressive:
Marius, Mr. "I'm depressed. I'm bouncing off the walls. Wait, I'm depressed again."
Bitchiest Channel Denizen:
Cathari, again. Who else would this be?!
Biggest Tease:
Euronymous. I had the bruises to prove it.
Biggest Flirt:
Aelf, with honorable mentions to artemis (called the Queen of Flirting by Betsie)
Hottest Available Denizen:
Marius, even though he's working on not being single. But - WOOHOO! Have you seen this boy?!
Rookie Slut of the Year:
Marius. From shy lurker to changing the topic to "Have sex now, ask me how!"
Most Annoying Nick:
Tzimisce. Can anyone pronounce this right?
Most Picky
Euronymous. And I am not changing his page anymore.
Most Sickening #Alt.V Couple:
Cathari and MeGiDDo
Sweetest Couple:
Fugue and Syche. Happy-ever-after type stuff here.
Most Pinched Ass
Euronymous. Everyone at the party got their hand on the boy's butt!
Best #Alt.V-Related Webpage:
artemis. The only one in existence, duh.
Biggest #Alt.V Related Phone Bill:
Fantasm and Aery - still.
Quickest Phone Card Max-Out:
Linz - in ten days!
Biggest Phone Slut:
MeGiDDo who has talked to just about everyone so far...
Best Voice:
Much to MeGiDDo's dismay, this goes to Aelf!
Biggest #A.V Meeting:
The New Year's Party in Atlanta. Well, until Dragon*Con in Atlanta.
Most Hospitable Hostess:
SusiNeito and her wonders at New Year's!
Biggest Spazz:
DarkRaven's reaction to horny
Biggest Rack:
Linz. 38DD the poor woman!
Cutest Butt:
RavenSt - ask Josephe.
Wolf-Girl
Daenira
Dirty Dairy Product Award:
Marius. Cheese. Gouda. You know it.
Favorite Channel Game:
Doing stupid things just for the web page. Uh, yeah, like this.
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