A Guide, or Set of Rules, or Something
(excerpted from a post from the lovely and all powerful MrsFoo and
edited by artemis)
This is a guide to our lovely #alt.vampyres channel, sortof a hitchhiker's guide, if you will...
- Marius: Space is really
big...(no wait, wrong guide). Here is a living bot. No really, he's
on more than the bot (and catching up with Priest in the "sit on my
computer and read when nobody else is on the channel, just to say
I've been here the longest" mode). He's changed his name more times
than Dolly Parton's heaving chest has jiggled. Don't blink, or
you'll miss it again.
- Weird newbie netsexxers: Well, what can
you say? You sit there having an intelligent conversation with
Cathari on the virtues of ho hos, when you decide that it will be more
fun to raid the sex channels.... /nick hohowoman, you say? Well, you
do run into some amusing little gormless gits whose first words to you
are "are you m or f? what do you look like? my penis is 8 inches".
Tis nothing compared to Cathari's Penis, let me tell you.
- Lag monster: Beware of this evil beast, for he will cause great
distress. He's related to the Scroll beast, who will make your screen
run away, with you holding on for dear life.
-
Topic WarZ: well,
the ops get really bored and obnoxious. When that happens, they have
topic wars...they change the topic every two seconds, thus conjuring
the Scroll beast. Watch out. See kick.
-
Kick: Everyone's
favorite game. Random Beavis and Butthead Kick #11. This happens to
People who get overly annoying, whicst two seconds or not...
- FUCK!!: what Cathari says when desnoirs hasn't been on or when Kashie is
in pain. Happens at least three times a day.
- Ack!! an all encompassing term. Sort of like "dude" for surfers.
Ack layters.
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