Andrea Betza
( 2/3/81 - 4/15/98 )

Andrea Betza, better known as "Kashie", was found dead in her toilet yesterday. She had been staring into the mirror and fixing her hair for her usual hour, when her 3 year old cat, Khayman, suddenly picked up a toothbrush and stabbed her to death. He was unharmed, and says "she forgot to feed me". She will be sorely missed, even though she should have known better.

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