It is my sad duty to announce the death of the much beloved Paden, AKA Adam Pigeon, of #Alt.Vampyres fame. He had just finished doing his taxes, and had mailed it in, when 3 black cadillacs surrounded him, windows rolled down and automatic gunfire rang out across the parking lot. Paden died instantly. Nothing is known about these mysterious strangers who killed him. Eyewitnesses claimed they were wearing black suits and ray-ban sunglasses. An investigation is underway. Paden is survived by his brother and a can of Spam.

"He spun a lot"

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