It is my sad duty to inform the masses that the beloved Phelan has died tragicly earlier today. With the deaths of many denizens of the wildly popular IRC channel #alt.vampyres, he decided that he should do some research on what's going on and if there is a conspiracy out there. He was last seen alive walking out the door muttering, "The truth is out there." Later that day he was found under a bridge in the outskirts of Atlanta by several children. He apparently died from 42 stab wounds. Later autopsy also revealed trace amounts of cyanide in his system. All attempts to contact any of his friends or family have failed so far as many of them are dead.

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