EFnet users were shocked and dismayed at the latest #alt.vampyre curse death.
Atlanta resident Rowanne Moore better known as SusiNeito aka Rebekkah
aka PersikPit, was found dead today in her Sandy Springs apartment. Ms. Moore,
age 35, is believed to have died in a bizarre case of multiple personality
murder. Ms Moore’s alter egos began fighting for more time in which to
express themselves. It is believed that SusiNeito, in a jealous rage, killed
PersikPit. Ms Moore’s body was found in her bedroom, sprawled across her
computer desk. Police found a final message scrawled on the wall above the
computer desk, “Let the damn peach rot!”
Ms Moore is survived by her Mother, 5 brothers and sisters, 3 terror
stricken roommates, her beloved Maledicti and her beloved reft. Tita the cat was
uneffected. Her Keroppi Collection was left to Maledicti, who immediately turned
green as his eyes began to bug out.