Tiernan was pronounced dead at eight AM this morning eastern time after drinking an entire can of varnish in what can only be termed a baffling failed attempt at self-preservation. In the wake of so many other sudden and unexplicable deaths from among the denizens of #alt.vampyres, it is left to the reader to wonder... who's next...
Ket, Tiernan's faithful Castle Gargoyle was with her at the time. When asked for a statement, Ket merely shook it's head and said "Well, the attempt may have failed, but she had a great finish."
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