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From: chiller@cold.demon.co.uk (Chiller)
Newsgroups: alt.vampyres
Subject: Re: A.V. Poetry Slam II - RULES
Date: Sat, 06 Mar 1999 16:13:24 GMT
Organization: The Fridge

There once was a Vampire called Magda
Whose victim had taken Viagra.
Don't select the erect
There's no blood in their _neck_.
Instead of succumbing he shagged'er.

Chiller
One for the webpage, Jet? ;)

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