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a snippet of history

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Subject: a snippet of history
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1998 05:18:48 GMT

*sung to the tune of Rudolph*

Well there's Ericah, and Ennui, and Shroud, and Emrys
Marjean and Victoria and Fuguee and Jetgirl

but who can recall, the most famous denizen of all..........

Desnoirs the self-deluded Vampyre!
had very very dark eyes
and if you ever saw him
you'd exclaim at his large size

all of the other vampyres
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Desnoirs
Convince them of his vampyre games!

And then one foggy rainy night
Cathari came and said..

Desnoirs with your teeth so bright
Won't you jump my bones tonight?

Then all the denizens loves him
and they shouted out with glee

Desnoirs the self-deluded vampyre
you'll go down in his-tor-eeeeeeeeeee!

--The offense intended of course..but if one doesn't not know one's history, they are doomed to repeat it..


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